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Can you cry under water?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Why do you have to put your two cents in.. . but it's only a penny for your thoughts? Where's that extra penny going to?
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
What disease did cured ham actually have?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why is it that people say they slept like a baby when babies wake up like every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
Why is bra singular and panties plural
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
*lol...i thought some of this was interesting~ ^^
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funny randonmess!!!!!
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I try to answer and....
Can you cry under water?
- I don't think I can, I never know, but I think that's too bad for my eyes
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
- Umm....for me, there's no different, they die anyway....
Why do you have to put your two cents in.. . but it's only a penny for your thoughts? Where's that extra penny going to?
- Hahahaha...for this question, trust me, I really want to know it too....
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
- Aish, I never thought about that. I have to decide what to wear before I die, is it possible?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
- If the box also round, I will eat the box either.....
What disease did cured ham actually have?
- I don't know...,I swear....I don't know....
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
- Because it sounds so cool, and I think it's easier... ^o^
Why is it that people say they slept like a baby when babies wake up like every two hours?
- Don't see the sleeping time, but see the sleeping face!
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
- Well....maybe...at least he/she could pretend so
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
- Ask the one who made English language
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
- Because they don't know the different....
Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
- Just for manner...
Why is bra singular and panties plural
- Only on English, right? In my nation language, it isn't.
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
- Oopss...I never know, I never use toaster....I use a pan, hahaha.... (is it that bad?)
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
- I think they can, if they taught to do that.... They are smart, aren't they?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
- Because he is too smart to do that, he don't feel it's challenging
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
- After I read the question, there's no answer but came up another questiong, 'why Goofy could be 'like human' and Pluto can't?' as you said, they both dogs!
If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
- He already obsessed with and don't want to eat the other, even his whole family have restaurants and fast foods
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
- Baby............. Why it have to be called Baby Oil, blame the one who named it!
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
- Yeah....of course....that makes us easy to sing it, right?
Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
- I didn't!!!!! Just figure and thinking and asking anybody else the same question and let him sings it, ku...ku...ku...
Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
- Ouch, for this question, maybe the problem isn't on the location... ^^;
Your questions however really fun and attractive... Thank you!
SG Fighting!
xxx
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rofl.
Can you cry under water?
if sad enough, I just might
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
IMO, if you're a leader, it'd be considered assassinated. Anything else would be considered murdered.
Why do you have to put your two cents in.. . but it's only a penny for your thoughts? Where's that extra penny going to?
Charity. -.-
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
doubt it
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
Easier to take it out.
What disease did cured ham actually have? hm...
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? hmm..
Why is it that people say they slept like a baby when babies wake up like every two hours?
I'm guessing it has something to do with babies sleeping really peacefully and that they are naturally innocent. So when someone is implyig that they slept like a baby it probably has something to do with the words 'peaceful' & 'innocent'.
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Conforming to society's norm, yeah, but the word 'hearing' would lose it's meaning.
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? When you're in a theather, the large screen & the sound system make it feel like you're actually in a movie. Either that or you're actually acting in the movie itself. You're on TV because tv broadcasts everywhere, therefore everyone is watching and you're on everyone's mind. Ok, that's lame.
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
People are paying to see different views/perspectives of the ordinary things they see everyday. The different views are what important.
Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
Common courtesy
Why is bra singular and panties plural
o.O no comment -.-
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
... but there are plenty of indecent human beings out there... However, maybe that option is for...unique people who wants to be different and actually likes their toast really crisp.
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane? hmm
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Bcuz he's lame like that. .
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
Goofy is cool!
If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
Maybe he enjoys ACME crap, whatever that is.
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
o.O That's what I'd like to know too.
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
I think so...
Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
To confirm
Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt? That sounds disgusting. .
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What part of the pinned Random Thread did you miss?
